Some Things Are Just Plain Wrong


This  is wrong on so very many levels.

csndle salad

This is a candle salad.  For generations, people made these, without laughing.  Did the salad's original maker even know about the, er, symbolism in this?  I wonder.  Now, it's just wrong.

cock soup
I don't like the mental images that this brings to me.  And it's spicy.  Oh god, take it way.


A knockoff of an American brand.  Good lord, I can just imagine what the commercials for this are like.

spotted dick

I suppose there are areas where this product would be very popular.

ironic image

Can something be so ironic that it's wrong too?

tit koon yum tea

One wonders about the ingredients list.

fduck he duck

It's bad enough that we eat them.  And now...


But at least it's pure.

soup for sluts
"Cheap, fast and easy." 


Oh dear god.

gay water

I have these horrible images of what they'll do with the bottle once they drank the water.

hardon tea

I can see where there would be a market for this.

golden shower


strange backpack

If you like backpacks, Sonic the hedgehog, Harry Potter, tulips or President Obama, we've got you covered.

pee cola

He must have a really bad case of hepatitis.

child meat

First there was Soylent Green.  And now...


This was the title for a porno film in the 1980s, if I'm not mistaken.


I don't think doing that would keep bugs away.

super shitters

So I guess pressing a big log is a real accomplishment now.

whore magazine

How do they get the time to print their on magazine and...

boy syrup

Ingredients are better imagined than described.


I would wait around to see who is qualified to use this.


A cup of coffee would be really great right now.

shit yourself

Not since I was a kid.

pie chart

They must be using some higher form of math I don't understand.

vegeta spice mix

And the final indignity: an alien named Frieza destroys your planet, this guy named Goku keeps beating you up, and your wife Bulma bosses you around.  And then someone names a sissy spice mix after you.  I tell you, there's no justice in this world.