This is a candle salad. For generations,
people made these, without laughing. Did the
salad's original maker even know about the, er,
symbolism in this? I wonder. Now, it's
I don't like the mental
images that this brings to me.And it's spicy. Oh
god, take it way.
A knockoff of an American
brand. Good lord, I can just imagine what
the commercials for this are like.
I suppose there are areas where this product would
be very popular.
Can something be so
ironic that it's wrong too?
One wonders about the
It's bad enough that we
eat them. And now...
least it's pure.
"Cheap, fast and
Oh dear god.
I have these horrible images of what they'll do
with the bottle once they drank the water.
I can see where there
would be a market for this.
If you like backpacks,
Sonic the hedgehog, Harry Potter, tulips or
President Obama, we've got you covered.
He must have a really bad case
First there was Soylent Green. And now...
This was the title for a porno film in the 1980s,
if I'm not mistaken.
I don't think doing that
would keep bugs away.
So I guess pressing a big log is a real accomplishment now.
How do they get the time to print their on magazine and...
Ingredients are better imagined than described.
I would wait around to see who is qualified to use this.
A cup of coffee would be really great right now.
Not since I was a kid.
They must be using some higher form of math I don't understand.
And the final indignity:
an alien named Frieza destroys your planet, this
guy named Goku keeps beating you up, and your wife
Bulma bosses you around. And then someone
names a sissy spice mix after you. I tell
you, there's no justice in this world.