Uh, kids, you do realize these are dolls, right? Action Figures my *ss.
Is it an insult or a tribute? We report. You decide.
The new Donald Trump action figure, coming soon to a store near you. Just the thing for that bad boy or girl you know.
Another Trump action figure. he does not look happy.
Donald Trump troll doll. Finally, someone gets the hair right!
Barack Obama action figure. But how well would he do against He-Man?
Another Obama action figure. Do you get the impression he's liked a whole lot more than Donald Trump?
Another Obama figure. He looks a little bit confused, and lost.
Just keep in mind that the people doing these religious figures have reverence for the characters they portray. There's no irony, and there's no subtext here. Just keep saying that.
And a Jesus action figure. Now, at last, you can find out who would win in a fist fight: Jesus or He-Man?
Another Jesus action figure, with crucifixion accessories! And look at the muscles on that guy!
But wait. Jesus is the son of God, and is also God too. I am confused here.
This is pretty straightforward. Until you see the image below.
The real Jesus called them and said he was going to sue them for using his image. It's a miracle!
Which is more powerful: Heroes of the Kingdom, or Masters of the Universe? We need a WWE smackdown to decide this.
And here is an interesting entry from Japan. Mix up God and Jesus, and put them in a robot. Voila!
These are all knockoffs; that is, unlicense
figures with slightly changed names, done so the manufacturers don't get
sued. Honestly, these are more fun than the licensed toys out
there, and in fact they're collectible in their own right.
I don't know about you, but I think this would make a great comic book hero.
Did he ride the short bus?
"We got some of these empty boxes." "Put anything in them. We have a shipment to make."
This is why bootleg toys are superior to licensed ones. You wouldn't see this odd mix of characters in licensed toys.
And another fine gathering of heroes!
More variety for your hard earned dollar!
You have to admit: as a team, they would be unstoppable.
Hey, where's the problem? Superman is waaaay cooler.
Slimy rubber Batman knockoff. Say that ten times fast: I dare you!
Batchica is Spanish for Batgirl. It looks like plain old Batman to me.
This makes sense. When turtles mature, they become tortoises.
More knockoff fun. These people have no respect whatsoever for the characters they're mocking. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Return of the Jedi would have been a better film if this was in there.
Oh sure, I remember this character.
Space War, before and after. I guess 20th Century-Fox applied a little heat...
You need a case to store all of those knockoff figures, right? We got you covered.
Well, his name COULD have been Robert, right?
"This will sell. If they like Trans Formers or the Titanic, we have a double audience..."
"Oh, Mr. Rock. That wrestler guy, right?"
Oh sure, I remember when Thomas the tank engine became a TransFormer. It was soooo cool.
Well, fair enough. I doubt anyone ever said that to his face and lived. But still...